~namaste~
Poor impulse control can be controlled through Yoga and breathing exercises.
I also suggest a cleanse with lemon juice, rose water and honey mustard dressing.
don't be a slave to your constipation. ~let go~
Poor impulse control can be controlled through Yoga and breathing exercises.
I also suggest a cleanse with lemon juice, rose water and honey mustard dressing.
don't be a slave to your constipation. ~let go~
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Re: Poor Impulse Control
Thu, March 16, 2006 - 7:16 PMFuck you hippy. No one here wants, needs, cares that poor impulse control can be controlled. Want to do the world some good? Use heroin, or help the homeless.
If not, take your trustifarian ass elsewhere.
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Sat, March 18, 2006 - 10:33 AMSigh ...
I posted to Sunset's blog.
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Sat, March 18, 2006 - 11:12 AM~namaste~
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Sat, March 18, 2006 - 12:46 PM> poor impulse control can also be treated with kegel exercises and visualization.
So can rectocranial inversion.
One can also use kegels, visualization, and the "sitting on a running chainsaw" method to treat various compulsions to mind other peoples' business and offer them completely unsolicited advice.
Now - if you actually gave a rat's ass about other people, instead of just about preaching and judging and stroking your ego, you'd actually read this Tribe and discover that it's a lighthearted celebration of Poor Impulse Control, not a place where we wring our hands and beg for help in ridding ourselves of this curse.
But you Windus are approximately as interested in actually hearing and understanding other people as are Evangelical Christians and Muslim Fundamentalists. -
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Sat, March 18, 2006 - 1:27 PMHeh. Y'all are a bunch of dupes!
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Sat, March 18, 2006 - 1:46 PM"But you Windus are approximately as interested in actually hearing and understanding other people as are Evangelical Christians and Muslim Fundamentalists."
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Sat, March 18, 2006 - 2:41 PM"Hater" is a label, too.
The kind that egotistical snobs apply to everyone else who isn't just *stunned* by their brilliance and spiritual power, etc. etc.
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Sun, March 19, 2006 - 12:01 AM"The kind that egotistical snobs apply to everyone else who isn't just *stunned* by their brilliance and spiritual power, etc. etc."
your use of hate speech belies an intellectual vacancy exacerbated by the spiritual journey of the crone. during periods of feminine transition, a woman's kundalini becomes impossible to control. this explains your poor impulse control.
I forgive you and I want you to know that I celebrate your feminine energy and choose to interpret your behavior as more of a symptom than an expression of your true feelings.
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Re: Poor Impulse Control
Sat, March 18, 2006 - 5:43 PMFundementalism can be treated with a rubber mallet to the head, or traversing outside of one's static bubble of comfort.
Fuck you, Trustifarian.
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Sun, March 19, 2006 - 8:07 AM> Fuck you, Trustifarian
Damn, Randy! Are *you* menopausal, too? Must be all the hormones in your beer ...
Yeah ... the only reason somebody might *possibly* be sick of *this* guy's shit is 'cause their crone energy is all outta whack ... right ... -
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Re: Poor Impulse Control
Sun, March 19, 2006 - 12:06 PMSunset: get over yourself.
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Sun, March 19, 2006 - 11:56 AMBut Mary, we poor unenlightened ones must be simply begging for someone like Sunset to come in and offer us the solution to our most retched selves, right?
Sunset, what part of go away or I shall taunt you a second time aren't you getting? We're quite comfortable with our lack of impulsivity, thank you.
And breathing exercises and kegels...kegels are great during sex. -
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Sun, March 19, 2006 - 12:08 PM> And breathing exercises and kegels...kegels are great during sex.
So are breathing exercises!
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Sun, March 19, 2006 - 12:08 PM"Sunset, what part of go away or I shall taunt you a second time aren't you getting?"
I think we need to take a breath, close our eyes for a moment and reflect upon the cause of our problems. I am not here to point fingers or preach. I'm only here to open your eyes to possibility. if you choose to give into your limitations and prejudices, I can't stop you. but I refuse to judge you. we are, all of us, Gaia's children after all. -
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Sun, March 19, 2006 - 2:25 PM"but I refuse to judge you"
What a load of fundementalist crap. You allready have judged, several times over.
BTW, your guru is a pedophile.
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Re: Poor Impulse Control
Mon, March 20, 2006 - 12:02 PMRandy, you won't make things right with your mother by striking out at me.
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Mon, March 20, 2006 - 8:02 PMDid that years ago. But it doesn't change that. factually, there's no difference between you and a fundementalist southern baptist. None whatsoever.
That includes your guru being a pedophile and all.
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Mon, March 20, 2006 - 11:54 PMHer rejection of your lifestyle was unfair Randy. Very unfair. But that does not entitle you to act out like this and the angry young man act is wearing thin.
I know it hurts Randy but sometimes you just have to understand women are ruled by the seasons... even your mother.
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Tue, March 21, 2006 - 5:33 AMAnd pompous self-satisfied sanctimonious new age assholes are ruled by their egos.
Sunset, get over yourself.
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Tue, March 21, 2006 - 7:49 AMSunset, I don't know you from Adam, but really, do you need to upbraid Randy in such a public way? I mean, how well does that speak for YOUR ability to let go? -
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Tue, March 21, 2006 - 3:50 PMI am blessed to live in a very different world from the rest of you. You are mislabeling constructive conversation as "upbraiding" in order to justify your perspective. Very western and very predictable.
You will only find enlightenment if you reject your pretensions and OPEN YOUR MIND!!! The wise do not search for conflict... they search for answers. -
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Tue, March 21, 2006 - 4:05 PMWell, we consider ourselves very lucky ... oh ... excuse me ... "blessed" ... to live in a different world from you.
All the phony spiritual "constructive" weaselwording you do merely illuminates the fact that you are a throbbing asshole who does not know how to mind his own business, who considers himself vastly superior to others, and who enjoys judging others, as long as he can lard his judgment -- and his classic sexism -- up with the right Bunnies'n'Light religious verbiage,
"I *forgive* you ...", when someone neither wants nor seeks your smarmy "forgiveness", is the most passive-aggressive remark in the English language.
Get.
Over.
Yourself.
Or you'll never see the New Paradigm you think you know so much about.
If you were such a bloody Bodhisattva, such a Groundbreaking Lightworker, etc. etc. etc., you wouldn't find it necessary to be so arrogant, so pretentious, so passive-aggressive, so judgmental, and such a total unmitigated pain in the ass. -
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Tue, March 21, 2006 - 4:15 PMMary, I sense from your words that you are not in a positive state. Yoga postures (ansanas) cleanse the spirit and allow us to ride out our hormonal tides. I can provide recommendations if need be. -
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Tue, March 21, 2006 - 4:37 PMSense this:
I do not want recommendations from phony spiritual "guides" or "healers" of whatever stripe.
I am a reasonably accomplished yogini, and have been since the age of 20.
My colon is perfectly healthy.
My skin is perfectly healthy.
I am as flexible as a teenager.
My hormonal "tides" are where they should be, doing what they should be doing. I absolutely reject your implication that, unless women are calm and peaceful and compliant and obedient and quiet, there is something wrong with them.
My relationships with the Genuine folks/organisms in my life -- men, women, children, dogs, cats, etc. -- are all quite excellent.
I love many people and animals; many people and animals love me.
What I hate (and yes, I am not afraid to use the word "hate" - you clearly hate, too ... you just like to *call* it something softer, pretending it's something other than what it is) are phonies, gasbags, hypocrites, liars, and folks who tell other people -- unasked -- what to do and what to believe, which emotions they are allowed to experience and demonstrate, and which they are supposed to disguise and suppress.
You are absolutely such a person.
Take your act to people who are dumb enough to believe it.
The folks here are flawed, but they're Real. And the fact that they admit their flaws -- and even celebrate a few of them -- makes them charming.
Who the hell are you to tell other people what *THEY* should be changing about themselves? You won't find me over in the Pretentious Neohippie Assholes tribe telling all of *you* guys that you ought to stop faking. Hey -- jerk each other around all you wish.
But we're not interested.
I want to be free and I want to be real.
I do not want to dance to your stupid tune.
I've heard it before.
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Tue, March 21, 2006 - 8:15 PMMary, might I just say that I love you? Damn. You're just swell (and I mean that in the cheesy-ist way possible!)
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Tue, March 21, 2006 - 8:27 PMAh Mary, Have I told you how much I love you? and not in the "you've had 5 shots and have your pants around your ankles" sorta love.
Though that form of love is pretty fun.
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Tue, March 21, 2006 - 5:32 PMSunset, your words of wisdom have opened my third eye and allowed me to channel these words from the astral plane.
My yoni awakes
My placenta is singing
Squish-ee Squish-ee Squish
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Tue, March 21, 2006 - 8:23 PMOh Guru Molly! You are the path to enlightenment. Through you I will seek enlightenment. I will do what ever it takes, I will walk crawl or dig for it. I will even lick for it.
For hours and hours, without break.
I have hear of this new yoga position that I would like to have demonstrated for me. It's called 'The Angry Pirate'. I hear tha it connects you with the universe in a way like nothing else.
I'd ask Guru Mary, but she won't come up here. Even with the Lien I put against her.
Bitch.
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Wed, March 22, 2006 - 8:37 PMBlessings upon you, kind rainbow brother. I sense that we have been close in another life. SIsters, perhaps?
If you find the budha, kill him. But if you find the guru, give her money. The more money you give, the more deeply you will experience enlightenment.
Your intuition leads you well, for it takes a wise and dedicated student to take interest in the angry pirate asana. To accomplish this position, one must first ingest great quantities of fibrous food. Stand with your feet shoulder's width apart, lengthen your spine, and bend at the knees and hips into a squatting position. Tighten the muscles of your face and hold your right hand out in front of you, pointing your index finger and then letting it curl into a hook shape. Repeat the sound "arrrr" - let it resonate down to your root chakra. The toxic energy will flow out of your body quickly and smoothly. A sign that you have truly connected to the universe is known as the Holy Red Ring. Similar to the stigmata of the Catholics, the Holy Red Ring will appear encircling the buttocks and backs of thighs.
While I do not know the Guru Mary yet (in this life), ponder these words:
If you fly her, she will come.
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Re: Poor Impulse Control
Tue, March 21, 2006 - 8:14 PM"I am blessed to live in a very different world from the rest of you."
Translation: "I'm a upper-middle-class white guy with a fat trust fund from a family that made their money by exploiting workers that would make WalMart seem reasonable in comparison."
"You are mislabeling constructive conversation as "upbraiding" in order to justify your perspective."
Translation: "Fuck you. I don't have to consider your viewpoint. I'm above it.
"Very western and very predictable. "
Translation: "Fuck you, cunt. Bitches like you laughed at me. Both in my advances, and between the sheets.
You will only find enlightenment if you reject your pretensions and OPEN YOUR MIND!!!
Translation: Accept the teachings of NAMBLA. NOW!!!!!!!!
Fucking child-molesting, hippy, trustifarian.
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Tue, March 21, 2006 - 8:02 PM"Her rejection of your lifestyle was unfair Randy. Very unfair. "
There you go again, making judgements. And if you must know, she thinks what I am doing is incredible. Too bad you can't say the same fundie.
Keep making people want to beat you within an inch of your life. It's the best way to convince people your path is right, trustifarian.
Especially, when the guru you follow is a child mollester.
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Wed, March 22, 2006 - 7:14 AMAh yes ... gurus plus ego-poisoned arrogant young idiots with trust funds burning holes in their pockets ... a classic combo like ham 'n' eggs ...
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Wed, March 22, 2006 - 11:50 AM"I am a reasonably accomplished yogini, and have been since the age of 20."
I am disappointed to see this kind of negative energy coming from someone that has spent the better part of 20 years seeking enlightenment. -
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Wed, March 22, 2006 - 12:23 PMYou are just about as enlightened, yourself, as Jerry Falwell. And you keep proving it, over and over and over and over again:
"HEYYYYY!!! *YOU GUYS* AREN'T DOING YOUR *LIVES* RIGHT!!!! WANNA RECOMMENDATION FROM *MEEEE*??? OH, I *FORGIVE* YOU FOR REJECTING MY *SUPERIOR* VISION!!!"
But no matter. I'm here on the planet for genuine experience and genuine connection with folks who are willing to be real: glorious warts, fascinating flaws, chaotic energies, and all. I am not interested in *anyone's* prissy little hierarchies of thought or experience.
The big <gasp, genuflect> Search for Enlightenment </gasp, genuflect>, at least as it is practiced and described in modern New Age Windu circles, is a sucker's game, and turns people into (or into prey for) charlatans, hypocrites, liars, posers, and phonies.
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Wed, March 22, 2006 - 1:51 PM"The big <gasp, genuflect> Search for Enlightenment </gasp, genuflect>, at least as it is practiced and described in modern New Age Windu circles, is a sucker's game, and turns people into (or into prey for) charlatans, hypocrites, liars, posers, and phonies."
Mary, you are a beam of light. I am just trying to focus it in a new direction. You have so much promise but it is stifled by years of disappointing and sometimes painful sexual intercourse. Mary, there is more to love than the genital sneeze your partner calls an orgasm. If that is all he has to offer you, I suggest you buy him a box of kleenex. -
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Wed, March 22, 2006 - 4:28 PM> Mary, you are a beam of light. I am just trying to focus it in a new direction. You have so much promise but it is stifled by years of disappointing and sometimes painful sexual intercourse.
I'm sure that's true of most of *your* long-term sexual partners, but in my case, you're not even close.
You're flailing, boy.
> Mary, there is more to love than the genital sneeze your partner calls an orgasm.
Can't resist:
"Of course there is! There's the genital tsunami *I* call an orgasm!"
But seriously, folks ...
Girls: Ever noticed that, whenever a certain type of man is not acquitting himself well in an argument with a woman, he will inevitably fall back on some variant of "Yew know what *yew* need, sister? Yew need a guhhhhhd *fuck*!"? That's usually right up there with "What's a'matter wit' yew? Yew on the *RAG*? Yew gettin' the *CHANGE*?"
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Wed, March 22, 2006 - 5:26 PMAre *you*? If you're on the rag, can I just smugly and condescending throw out any points you make?
Can I act like an asshole to you, and then, when you object, can I wear a fakey spiritual smile and condescend to you about your possible hormonal state?
Ever had a friend or a partner do that?
Do you buy into this shit?
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Wed, March 22, 2006 - 5:15 PM"I'm sure that's true of most of *your* long-term sexual partners, but in my case, you're not even close. "
Please, refrain from personal attack.
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