Tribe.net. Local Connections sunsetsunrise http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/c796a4aa-7981-454e-b73e-e465b92eaa66 2008-08-01T22:16:17Z 2006-03-16T14:15:32Z

<div>~namaste~ <br/> <br/>Poor impulse control can be controlled through Yoga and breathing exercises. <br/> <br/>I also suggest a cleanse with lemon juice, rose water and honey mustard dressing. <br/> <br/>don't be a slave to your constipation. ~let go~</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 108 replies </div>

sunsetsunrise 2006-03-16T14:15:32Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/3b591436-1d5d-473f-a70a-1d8b7be27e92 2008-04-01T14:03:06Z 2007-08-05T21:23:16Z

<div>Hi, <br/> <br/>Is anyone still here? Is anyone interested in getting this tribe moving again? <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 10 replies </div>

2007-08-05T21:23:16Z Alchemy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/150b75b9-c6ee-4538-b16d-070758ffdac3 2007-10-11T09:12:51Z 2007-10-11T09:12:51Z

<div>I love this dick head! <br/>zero to hero in the blink of a moon..</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

Alchemy 2007-10-11T09:12:51Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/c18c37aa-a89a-4539-9cc2-f5968c5f92f0 2006-09-19T16:21:17Z 2005-12-19T20:31:54Z

<div>Thursday Night at The Shortstop in Los Angeles <br/>12/29/2005 <br/>6:00? <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 10 replies </div>

Randy 2005-12-19T20:31:54Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/73d22a0c-c29a-4766-ad3c-86babe060f3d 2005-12-24T06:54:10Z 2005-12-23T02:15:16Z

<div>If you happen to be in a seminal punk band, it's not a god idea to jerk off on the Internet while a Web Cam is rolling. It will get out <br/> <br/> <br/>http://punk-list.org?uid=707</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 4 replies </div>

Randy 2005-12-23T02:15:16Z MsBebe http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/e5b1fb57-a7e0-4398-bd1c-64fcf6f1ad2d 2005-12-16T02:44:35Z 2005-12-16T02:44:35Z

<div>http://ww12.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

MsBebe 2005-12-16T02:44:35Z Shayin http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/a508a0aa-77d4-4a23-816b-793a28be3a92 2005-12-12T10:18:41Z 2005-12-12T06:18:17Z

<div>I must admit - I know one of the winners... <br/> <br/>For more go to http://www.darwinawards.com/ <br/> <br/> <br/>Darwin Awards ......2005 Yes, it's that magical time of the year again <br/>when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners: <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/>1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim <br/>during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot <br/>did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel <br/>and tried the trigger again. This time it worked..... <br/> <br/>And now, the honourable mentions: <br/> <br/>2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting <br/>machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his <br/>insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its <br/>men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. <br/>The chef's claim was approved. <br/> <br/>3. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car <br/>during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman <br/>had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. <br/> <br/>4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver <br/>found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting <br/>from Harare to Beltway had escaped. Not wanting to admit his <br/>incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone <br/>waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the <br/>mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable <br/>and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 <br/>days. <br/> <br/>5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious <br/>head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received <br/>the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how <br/>close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. <br/> <br/>6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the <br/>counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, <br/>the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which <br/>the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and <br/>fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he <br/>got from the drawer...$15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you <br/>money, is a crime committed?) <br/> <br/>7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided <br/>that he'd just throw a cinderblock through a liquor store window, grab <br/>some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinderblock and heaved it over <br/>his head at the window. The cinderblock bounced back and hit the <br/>would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store <br/>window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. <br/> <br/>8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man <br/>grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the <br/>woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. <br/>Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in <br/>the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the <br/>car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, <br/>"Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." <br/> <br/>9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a <br/>Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and <br/>demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't <br/>open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion <br/>rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, <br/>frustrated, walked away. <br/> <br/> <br/>10. A member of an Oakland, CA. motorcycle club was demonstrating gun safety to some people at a club party. It was a week long drinking and shooting get away in another state located on private property and he had drunk more than a couple of beers. As he was explaining about clearing the barrel and chamber of ammunition, he accidentally put his finger over the end of the barrel of the pistol he was using for visual aid and pulled the trigger. There was a round in the chamber which he was unaware of and he shot off his own finger.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 1 reply </div>

Shayin 2005-12-12T06:18:17Z MsBebe http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/f1d257e3-7146-4a64-91ad-6a01375897f3 2005-12-10T22:48:49Z 2005-09-24T00:19:43Z

<div>Perfect candidate for Poor Impulse Control or Suicide? <br/>imbicle <br/> <br/> <br/>http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=lyingbitch</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 9 replies </div>

MsBebe 2005-09-24T00:19:43Z MsBebe http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/9bbd53d6-0fab-4a30-8e95-4756f9f32323 2005-12-10T22:13:11Z 2005-12-10T22:13:11Z

<div>SHITDAMNFUCKCUNTBITCH! <br/> <br/> <br/>That Is All</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

MsBebe 2005-12-10T22:13:11Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/1f017706-94a9-49a5-93ec-e57541e2b06d 2005-11-15T08:23:23Z 2005-10-25T02:20:46Z

<div>http://www.gopostal.com <br/> <br/> <br/>In this game you get to kill cops, strippers, innocent by-standers, bums, cops, conenient store clerks, protestors, dogs, cats, and cops. <br/> <br/>Oh, and doing drugs will extend you life (but turn you into a junkie). If you catch on fire, you can put it out by pissing on yourself. <br/> <br/>Did I mention you get to kill cops? <br/> <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 5 replies </div>

Randy 2005-10-25T02:20:46Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/88332d63-3e2b-4987-9a91-031b726ca561 2005-11-15T08:21:59Z 2005-09-22T00:21:36Z

<div>Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for <br/>nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when <br/>you push them down a flight of stairs</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 5 replies </div>

Randy 2005-09-22T00:21:36Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/a226d625-f726-404d-86ca-3c0da7b81cf8 2005-10-22T04:42:41Z 2005-10-22T04:42:41Z

<div>Looks like one of the programming monkeys at Sci-fi got drunk, then did a couple of doses. They put Firefly back on the air. <br/> <br/>It's cool though. I've been having problems sleeping, and five minutes of any given episode will send me off to dreamland (where I can watch far more interesting things). <br/> <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

Randy 2005-10-22T04:42:41Z angryamerican http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/0ada858e-2f1f-4201-8d25-ffa9a132e585 2005-10-19T23:25:18Z 2005-10-19T23:25:18Z

<div>I couldn't help myself. that goddamn self satisified smirk on his face. As if to say "hey, everything's OK. Just sit here and relax in the shubbery bed." <br/>I smashed him good.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

angryamerican 2005-10-19T23:25:18Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/156c8d50-d8dd-41ad-bd55-d3d9b2b6954e 2005-09-27T22:22:56Z 2005-09-27T05:20:39Z

<div>If people resemble their pets, why do so many people own fat ugly pigs? <br/> <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 3 replies </div>

Randy 2005-09-27T05:20:39Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/a36aaadb-c9de-4cf8-b6e2-eb6130cc1d4b 2005-09-25T23:47:13Z 2005-09-22T21:30:20Z

<div>Some people exist today, simply because it is against the law to kill them. <br/> <br/> <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 4 replies </div>

Randy 2005-09-22T21:30:20Z MsBebe http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/d1457c69-633e-4bdd-bb7a-c969d9c0b1b0 2005-09-25T07:24:56Z 2005-07-26T13:58:41Z

<div>Mom Pleads Guilty to Hosting Sex Parties <br/> <br/>Mon Jul 25, 6:29 PM ET <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/>GOLDEN, Colo. - A woman who told police she wanted to be a "cool mom" pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges Monday for having sex with high school boys at parties where authorities said she supplied drugs and alcohol. <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/>Silvia Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As part of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped two counts of distribution of methamphetamine. <br/> <br/>"She described herself as a `cool mom,'" Detective R.J. Vander Veen wrote in the affidavit. He said Johnson told investigators "she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began `feeling like one of the group.'" <br/> <br/>Prosecutors did not recommend a sentence, but each sexual assault count carries up to two years in prison, and each count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor carries up to six years, district attorney's spokeswoman Pam Russell said. <br/> <br/>Johnson, who is free on bail, held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, authorities said. She was accused of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them. <br/> <br/>Police said the investigation began after one of the boys told his mother about the encounters, and she reported it to authorities. <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 10 replies </div>

MsBebe 2005-07-26T13:58:41Z MsBebe http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/49fe670e-6957-4e11-97dd-a16f06a4db42 2005-09-25T07:18:16Z 2005-09-14T23:57:02Z

<div>http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf <br/> <br/> <br/>Have fun</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 3 replies </div>

MsBebe 2005-09-14T23:57:02Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/d56ee062-49e2-4386-bd28-9cbdd756d00e 2005-09-25T06:21:29Z 2005-09-24T00:24:59Z

<div> http://wowseriousbusiness.ytmnd.com/ <br/> <br/>Bonus death metal remix. <br/> <br/>http://clouddeath.ytmnd.com/ <br/> <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 2 replies </div>

Randy 2005-09-24T00:24:59Z Swaz http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/5bea3445-a875-476b-92c7-565fd0ac34f6 2005-09-14T17:46:42Z 2005-09-14T13:03:51Z

<div> <br/>Charles Whitman is the guy who in 1966 killed his wife and Mom, and then climbed the tower at the University of Texas in Austin and shot-up the town for 90 minutes. He supposedly left a suicide note saying that he had uncontollable urges and that they should examine his brain after his death. The autopsy revealed a small tumor growing next to the region of the brain that controlls agression. <br/> <br/>Swaz <br/> <br/> &#21328; </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 4 replies </div>

Swaz 2005-09-14T13:03:51Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/d2b71cfc-42a6-42ae-8f96-dffcc25e5ac1 2005-09-13T07:04:19Z 2005-09-13T05:17:53Z

<div>I've been wondering for a while- why don't porn producers &amp; agents directly recruit from orphan shelters?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 1 reply </div>

Randy 2005-09-13T05:17:53Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/8f72898b-1780-4891-80d1-63c4d5a40fea 2005-09-12T22:26:22Z 2005-09-10T03:07:09Z

<div>I'm back from Orange County. There, we have a friend who was stupid enough to get knocked up for all the wrong reasons. Now, the only friends she has left are the ones she ends up accidently running into at the grocery store. No one wants to be around the cunt. She now does all the things she swore she would never do, makes everyone, except her new son, miserable, and is generally no fun to be around. <br/> <br/>This got me thinking. <br/> <br/>I have a few friends scattered around the world. Sooner or later, a few of em are going to pop one out by design or accident. Now don't get me wrong- some people make great parents are just the kind of people you know should have one ever nine months, just because there were be that many more good people in the world. <br/> <br/>Then there are people for a long list of reasons should never ever breed. Ever. But sooner or later, just like my friend in OC did, they procreate. <br/> <br/>So, from now on, when these braniacs have kids, my only reply to whatever they say will be a variation on "Your life is over. You are now a domestic prisioner for the next 17 years." <br/> <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 24 replies </div>

Randy 2005-09-10T03:07:09Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/accb8fd0-7a5e-4c9a-bc18-f7c3cca413ef 2005-09-12T13:51:51Z 2005-09-12T05:01:37Z

<div>According to the government, that is <br/> <br/>http://www.thecoolspot.gov/</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 1 reply </div>

Randy 2005-09-12T05:01:37Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/f6de58ec-8653-4d19-9754-251b44354860 2005-09-10T04:11:02Z 2005-08-31T19:47:51Z

<div>Ok so yesterday, my boyfriend and I were walking into BB&amp;B and we saw this girl wearing one of those pink "j-lo" sweat suits. She had a great ass. I'm a chick and I still thought it was great. We commented on it to eachother and walked on. We were talking about smacking it with various home improvement items. I saw the cutting boards with handles. about 4"X8" - great size. So my boyfriend turns to one of the guys that was restocking a shelf behind us and says "See that girl over there? I 'll give you a dollar if you take this and go smack her ass with it." The guy nearly knocked everything on the shelf he was stoking off in his shock. I nearly wet myself laughing. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 7 replies </div>

2005-08-31T19:47:51Z Swaz http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/a114d0f8-479f-4f1e-83d1-e04e85e8927d 2005-08-29T18:04:22Z 2005-07-14T05:19:18Z

<div> <br/>I have this book on medicolegal invistigation of death and it has pics of all these strange ways people have killed themselves. One of them is a suicide by a person who just jabbed away at their heart with a safety pin. I guess after a few hundred punctures it would make sense. The book has a post-mortem photo showing cardiac edima. Anyway, very POOR impulse control. <br/> <br/>I think everyone has seen the guy who sawed himself in half with a bandsaw. Let's hear your strange suicide story. Oh, but it has to be poor-impulse-suicide-control. Whatever. <br/> <br/>Swaz</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 22 replies </div>

Swaz 2005-07-14T05:19:18Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/8602f7f2-def3-4e37-90fa-cb603ac779b8 2005-08-26T23:06:59Z 2005-07-14T23:07:40Z

<div>I realy don't understand. All I've done is answered calls using the following greating- <br/> <br/>"Thank you for calling Apple, a division of Microsoft. How can I help you?" <br/> <br/>I tell you, some people are too uptight.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 14 replies </div>

Randy 2005-07-14T23:07:40Z specialoftheday http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/f4ae65b4-91d5-4851-9ce7-8c6423844c9b 2005-07-27T21:29:23Z 2005-07-27T20:09:28Z

<div>I couldn't help it! the new announce went out about the other 25 and a banjo and i just snapped. Moooooooooooooovie!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 2 replies </div>

specialoftheday 2005-07-27T20:09:28Z Mary http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/54db63b5-ce98-4446-8489-2f083bc30c61 2005-07-27T21:28:15Z 2005-03-26T20:51:17Z

<div>A woman needs a man who shares fairly and equally in all household chores, childcare arrangements, and financial responsibilities. <br/> <br/>A woman needs a man who does not lie to her. <br/> <br/>A woman needs a man who will be her best friend. <br/> <br/>A woman needs a man who will spoil her, tell her she's beautiful, and treat her like the goddess she is. <br/> <br/>A woman needs a man who will give her all the hot sex she craves. <br/> <br/>And most important of all: <br/> <br/>A woman needs to make sure these five guys don't know each other!! <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 15 replies </div>

Mary 2005-03-26T20:51:17Z johay http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/3e424e81-db49-4f1d-91af-eadea7a1f57c 2005-07-14T21:16:27Z 2005-07-14T21:16:27Z

<div>A scientific study into poor impulse control. I now may have an excuse. <br/> <br/>http://www.livescience.com/othernews/050713_foot_mouth.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

johay 2005-07-14T21:16:27Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/f3f8f853-d476-411f-bfe6-e042b3e1d667 2005-06-30T23:06:01Z 2005-06-30T22:46:35Z

<div>Gotta love Linux users. So smug, so sensitive. So easy to get going into a frothing ball of fury. they're like toy tops. Just pull the string, and watch them whirl like rabid dervishes! <br/> <br/>So how do you get them into a state of providing so much entertainment at their expense? Simply tell them the following: <br/> <br/>Linux is the the 21st century version of OS/2 (or any comparision to OS/2 will do it). <br/> <br/> <br/>Tell them back, sit back, and watch the fun. <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 1 reply </div>

Randy 2005-06-30T22:46:35Z MsBebe http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/1f7ad977-5ab7-4324-985e-5db357c06049 2005-06-28T00:55:09Z 2005-06-28T00:55:09Z

<div>http://media.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe-porksand.mpg</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

MsBebe 2005-06-28T00:55:09Z Swaz http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/eee71048-c9a3-4460-b7ec-4e6dd81bbc11 2005-06-16T22:40:48Z 2005-06-16T22:40:48Z

<div> <br/>Read a good book. The title is: Bodies Under Seige: Self Mutillation and Psychaiatry. It has chapters on every body part with lots of doctors notes. The wiener and eyeball stuff is especially hair-raising. It's a good read for those of you with poor impuse control. <br/> <br/>Get a copy today! <br/> <br/>Swaz</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

Swaz 2005-06-16T22:40:48Z MsBebe http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/f88354bb-21d8-4d0c-b131-04d1830feab5 2005-06-02T05:38:34Z 2005-05-29T20:09:19Z

<div>shit damn fuck bitch shit damn.....</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 11 replies </div>

MsBebe 2005-05-29T20:09:19Z MsBebe http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/88e46a3c-7a37-4c07-a13e-70f88854e366 2005-05-23T02:13:59Z 2005-04-27T19:36:21Z

<div>Is it possible to wear out a porn DVD?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 5 replies </div>

MsBebe 2005-04-27T19:36:21Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/fa04ce8d-5aef-440e-8a0d-f3b5222c82f8 2005-05-03T02:35:19Z 2005-04-25T21:30:05Z

<div>...And then there's just plain stupid. <br/> <br/>http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&amp;newsitemID=33435 <br/> <br/>Well it was a while ago, but just found out about it. <br/> <br/>This time it's STATIC-X guitarist's Tripp Eisen, who was caught not once BUT <br/>TWICE, with the second time while officially a fugative from the night before, on the opposite coast. <br/> <br/>But wait there's more. How did he meet these WAAAAAY too young girls? <br/> <br/>By impersonating himself on web sites. That's right. He would tell people he was <br/>a Tripp Eisen impersonator. No joke.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 7 replies </div>

Randy 2005-04-25T21:30:05Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/7647e5a7-66ce-450d-b108-f46714501c6f 2005-04-29T20:33:00Z 2005-04-26T18:53:24Z

<div>I admit that I am impulsive, and that I can become extremely passionate about something almost over night... but I just got bitched out for being impulsive, and exploring the world around me. <br/> <br/>Goddamn it!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 14 replies </div>

2005-04-26T18:53:24Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/a238ea1e-7810-435d-aa89-6c020ed75aa3 2005-04-23T13:27:30Z 2005-04-17T12:07:49Z

<div>Working in a club <br/>Closing doors at 4am <br/>Working three shifts in a row <br/>Open bar one you lock the door <br/> <br/>omg. so trashed. <br/> <br/>Must work at 1pm (8 hours form now) <br/> <br/>--S</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 10 replies </div>

2005-04-17T12:07:49Z MsBebe http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/02192490-0111-4fb0-a349-68e44c645351 2005-04-22T05:59:07Z 2005-04-20T01:36:17Z

<div>http://www.shockhaber.com/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.htm <br/> <br/> <br/>this was forwarded to me today</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 2 replies </div>

MsBebe 2005-04-20T01:36:17Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/e3946203-291d-450e-9c2f-4f2c593583ff 2005-04-22T05:57:55Z 2005-04-20T18:13:33Z

<div>She likes hookers, alcohol and bad behavior. <br/> <br/>Yeah, she belongs here. <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 1 reply </div>

Randy 2005-04-20T18:13:33Z MsBebe http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/a0672d65-2661-49e8-8928-4d7fd39f582f 2005-04-17T12:06:48Z 2005-04-15T19:45:56Z

<div>http://sacramento.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?page=4&amp;currentoffset=22&amp;parentid=76154a84-90c5-4471-92b4-0e869bc8d5f7&amp;sortby&amp;rows&amp;r=10653</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 1 reply </div>

MsBebe 2005-04-15T19:45:56Z MsBebe http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/9579cfd7-8ada-4cf9-83fe-c29b43a6118a 2005-04-17T12:05:11Z 2005-04-11T22:26:32Z

<div>Slap Your Co-Worker Day!! <br/> <br/>Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: <br/>Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? <br/>Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? <br/>Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? <br/>Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? <br/>Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! <br/>These are the rules you must follow: <br/> <br/>* You can only slap one person per hour - no more. <br/>* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. <br/>* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant. <br/>* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher. <br/>* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!" <br/>* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! <br/>Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 2 replies </div>

MsBebe 2005-04-11T22:26:32Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/0552d2ba-58e8-4eb4-8ffc-a046b356bf37 2005-04-15T00:03:59Z 2005-04-14T20:56:41Z

<div>Wonder if it has anything to do with the latest flood of Heroin into California. <br/> <br/>I, for one, would laugh my ass of and *welcome* the idea of the Bay Area becoming a large community of junkies. Especially in SF. no city in the world needs/deserves it more. <br/> <br/>Hey, all you hipsters in SF/Berkely, check this out! <br/> <br/>http://www.newsreview.com/issues/sacto/2005-03-31/cover.asp <br/> <br/>Become flower arraingers!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 7 replies </div>

Randy 2005-04-14T20:56:41Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/c61a3ecd-5256-4074-8ecd-732a60cdbb5b 2005-04-11T22:28:49Z 2005-04-11T21:40:34Z

<div>http://portland.craigslist.org/fur/66414603.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 1 reply </div>

Randy 2005-04-11T21:40:34Z Antone http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/75b17fcc-d9f7-4b49-8fa0-ba477f90844b 2005-04-06T13:53:54Z 2005-04-06T06:42:41Z

<div>who are you?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 2 replies </div>

Antone 2005-04-06T06:42:41Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/990c2e5b-e973-44a8-b1ac-13196fbbbb3e 2005-04-03T00:06:59Z 2005-03-30T15:00:16Z

<div>In another tribe, I just saw someone use "desperate" and "salty" in the same sentence together in a clean manner. <br/> <br/> <br/>Really, I was impressed. <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 3 replies </div>

Randy 2005-03-30T15:00:16Z Swaz http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/40e00267-bca9-4569-96c9-d2cfe1f69e5a 2005-03-24T21:47:47Z 2005-03-23T02:56:08Z

<div> <br/>"It's that time of year again in Swaziland -- late January through March -- when the nation is gripped by an insatiable lust for having sex and stealing goats. Visitors traveling down country roads are apt to see either couples fornicating right out in the open or police chasing down a wild-eyed livestock thief. Or both." <br/> <br/>http://dir.salon.com/sex/world/2001/02/21/swazi/index.html <br/> <br/>Their aphrodesiac drink sure does sound fun. <br/> <br/>Swaz <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 10 replies </div>

Swaz 2005-03-23T02:56:08Z lobocita http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/30c58192-d575-4bf8-98ed-333bd7816d9e 2005-03-23T17:46:31Z 2005-03-23T17:37:33Z

<div>http://www.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/pcard?albumpage=%24albumPage&amp;currentoffset=8&amp;parentid=1c288509-0d6f-41f1-a348-30742ffc553a&amp;sortby=newest&amp;rows=0&amp;r=10454</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 1 reply </div>

lobocita 2005-03-23T17:37:33Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/2c9d4e1c-22b4-48c6-898f-d89755c84324 2005-02-21T02:24:33Z 2005-02-21T01:23:29Z

<div>Project Monarch. <br/> <br/>If you want to know the truth. <br/>If you think you can handle it. <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 2 replies </div>

2005-02-21T01:23:29Z Swaz http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/80d45361-1b71-4e3f-b716-42cc9243db3e 2005-02-19T07:22:10Z 2005-02-10T21:03:47Z

<div> <br/>Who's heard about these nuts that drill holes in their skulls so that they can be "more" psychic? It's called "self-trepination" and these crazy fucks drill their heads will power drills. I guess if you neighbor has cooler piercings than you, this is a REAL way to show him. <br/> <br/>Swaz</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 17 replies </div>

Swaz 2005-02-10T21:03:47Z Swaz http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/42e469b9-f9c0-42dc-b903-a67808ceada3 2005-02-19T00:24:56Z 2005-02-18T03:06:29Z

<div> <br/>So you have uncontrolled impulses to use you penis in uncontrollable ways? There is now a cure for you. <br/> <br/>http://coalitionforguncontrol.org/south_africa3.htm <br/> <br/>Beware the vertical smile. <br/> <br/>Swaz</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 2 replies </div>

Swaz 2005-02-18T03:06:29Z renren http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/671675e8-2b93-4d4a-a4da-dc5fab38417b 2005-02-10T21:58:47Z 2005-02-02T04:54:44Z

<div>I just found this tribe. I SO need to be here. <br/> <br/>I'm always wanting to open up the door when I'm in any of the passenger seats in a moving vehicle. Its so odd.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 40 replies </div>

renren 2005-02-02T04:54:44Z ragekitten http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/8e4d4aa5-f3b9-4b04-80fc-8c6fc46d1a7f 2005-02-10T03:02:24Z 2005-02-09T01:03:36Z

<div>background: i work in an airsoft gun store. my best friend is having a costume party. <br/> <br/>the facts: i am a cheap bastard. another friend of mine is a ballerina. she is lending me some free costumage. <br/> <br/>the result: on feb. 19th the masked ballerina will be seen departing the gun store. i sense ensuing complications.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 9 replies </div>

ragekitten 2005-02-09T01:03:36Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/d4cd5871-fff4-484d-aa9d-01f910a38456 2005-02-06T19:55:58Z 2005-02-06T19:55:58Z

<div>How the hell am I supposed to drink from a "Shatter-Proof" bottle? <br/> <br/>Who's bright idea was it to put booze in one of those? <br/> <br/>Hell, that's the reason I look like a slob at picnics. Everyone brings Shatter-Proof plastic ware. I can't eat with those! <br/> <br/>--S</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

2005-02-06T19:55:58Z lobocita http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/6bac7abd-cf22-4465-bd22-f47ab415d09f 2005-02-06T19:54:45Z 2005-02-06T03:18:41Z

<div>these tribe ads can be entertaining sometimes, and huge eyesores most of the time.... i was reading a tribe, but hated the ad. so i clicked my Refresh button at the top of my browser [in i.e. it is the rotated set of green arrows, next to the red x icon at top left]. didn't like that ad either. pressed Refresh again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Hey! No ad. Hit Refresh again. Still no ad. Refresh again. No ad. Refresh. No ad. Hit my tribe.net link. No ad. Enter another tribe. No ad. Woohoo! PIC pays off! I have successfully achieved an adless tribe. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 3 replies </div>

lobocita 2005-02-06T03:18:41Z Swaz http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/2be828a6-285f-4200-8ec3-3970e8de5557 2005-02-06T13:40:45Z 2005-02-04T04:16:59Z

<div> <br/>Anyone have a good story of obsessive compulsive disorder? I had an aunt that had tricotilomania. She would pluck hair out and eat it. The wierd bitch was practically bald. Then I know of a Nun/saint that would lick the boils on lepers and sick people from some book on Christian wierdness. Who's got a good OCD story? <br/> <br/>Swaz</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 3 replies </div>

Swaz 2005-02-04T04:16:59Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/9d858128-ee95-4e09-8259-85e07498bd68 2005-02-06T02:18:46Z 2005-02-03T21:07:45Z

<div>[hey, at least he stopped drinking] <br/> <br/>Woman indicted for giving fatal sherry enema <br/>http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6907859/</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 3 replies </div>

Randy 2005-02-03T21:07:45Z Swaz http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/5d0c021e-d93d-4519-980f-c093c239f677 2005-01-28T13:11:03Z 2005-01-21T19:48:55Z

<div> <br/>Poor impuse control or just severely unaware? <br/> <br/>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6849265/displaymode/1107//s/2/framenumber/7</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 3 replies </div>

Swaz 2005-01-21T19:48:55Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/f1a7a98c-9e65-4eec-ae62-90ba6c0ef7aa 2005-01-25T00:37:34Z 2005-01-23T23:03:33Z

<div>I have serious issues "Behaving" <br/> <br/>--S</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 7 replies </div>

2005-01-23T23:03:33Z Randy http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/b479da72-b57e-4b01-bd2f-9fe4ee5ec313 2005-01-13T23:51:54Z 2005-01-10T15:22:31Z

<div>When ordering a tequilla that you just discovered, be sure to ask the price per shot ahead of time, because you want to get everyone at the table a drink. <br/> <br/>That way you won't discover that its $10 per bite. <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 9 replies </div>

Randy 2005-01-10T15:22:31Z Swaz http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/3b290fa8-9df3-47dd-93ac-8f3dd707b412 2005-01-10T15:15:09Z 2005-01-08T10:24:27Z

<div> <br/>One time a little voice said to me in a bar, "Bite that champagne goblet" so I took a bite out of it. It exploded in my mouth and cut my lower lip almost completely into two pieces. I still do this on occasion for some strange reason but I stay away from champagne goblets now. <br/> <br/>Swaz</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 6 replies </div>

Swaz 2005-01-08T10:24:27Z lobocita http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/4943cad0-f519-47f5-8cf7-7296101441e1 2005-01-01T21:32:14Z 2004-09-23T14:50:59Z

<div>i received a "dear lobo" letter from the lover saying he is giving me up for J.C. <br/> <br/>help me drown my sorrow and view the actual live letter and help me to place drunken cruel prank calls to his cell phone after the 3rd or 4th pint? <br/> <br/>i will be there after 530... if no one there, i leave at 630... muchas!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 15 replies </div>

lobocita 2004-09-23T14:50:59Z Mary http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/e9afcb77-c9e8-40d7-9b74-850bd6e1162f 2004-12-31T01:18:12Z 2004-12-31T01:18:12Z

<div>Fuck the Holidays.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

Mary 2004-12-31T01:18:12Z Mary http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/c603081f-4ba5-47c4-b273-a6f3e03fc6f3 2004-12-31T01:13:36Z 2004-12-31T01:13:36Z

<div>So -- we're doing the PIC "Fuck the Holidays" drinkathon tonight at the Short Stop, 1455 W. Sunset Blvd., LA. <br/> <br/>That's in the Echo Park neighborhood, between Hollywood and Downtown. <br/> <br/>Starting at 7:30. Going until ... damn ... I dunno ... depends, doesn't it? <br/> <br/>If you're in Southern Cali, and in an anti-holiday mood, please stop by. <br/> <br/>Come as you are. Don't dress up, or we'll laugh at you. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

Mary 2004-12-31T01:13:36Z Mary http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/65ccb5cf-fd2e-4d67-8720-5df1d918761c 2004-12-30T15:33:54Z 2004-12-26T17:37:35Z

<div>OK, kiddos ... see the "To Hell with the Holidays" event listing? <br/> <br/>That's our PIC crabathon, expanded to catch members of several other bad attitude tribes. <br/> <br/>I'm not in all those tribes, so if you can think of a few others who might have a few SoCalians who could use a good drink in bad company, pass on the listing. Invite personal friends (or whatever you have that passes for friends) who are crabby enough to be real, but housebroken enough that they won't pull weapons on other bar patrons. <br/> <br/>It is, of course, No Host. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 3 replies </div>

Mary 2004-12-26T17:37:35Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/2ffc1af2-d569-48f1-bf56-bf0eb3d9515a 2004-12-21T00:29:49Z 2004-12-16T13:34:06Z

<div>So I come out of a club the other day (imagine that) and head to the car. It's at least 3am. I'd had a rough night cause the crowd wasn't feeling my vibe (DJ hat on that night). <br/> <br/>Now, when I parked, I made sure there was PLENTY of room for both cars in front and back. <br/> <br/>I come back find two new cars, one of which is a HUGE fucking truck that thinks he's a compact shoved up about 5 inches off my back bumper. Car in front of me is a similar asshat, witha nice acura parked up against my nose, maybe 6 inches there. <br/> <br/>Not a lot of room. <br/> <br/>So... what does the calm guy do... <br/> <br/>I HAVE NO IDEA <br/> <br/>What >I&lt; did was kick in the front fender a few times on the truck, and the rear quarter panel on the car. Mind you I wear big heavy dangerous boots. Thus, the dents were real good. <br/> <br/>Then I played bumper cars and got mine out. <br/> <br/>This is the reason I drive a saturn. Poly-Carbon body work is WONDERFUL for PIC folks. Kick it all you want no dents. <br/> <br/>--S <br/> <br/>(If either car belonged to you -- FUCK YOU! DON'T PARK SO FUCKING CLOSE! NEXT TIME LEAVE A CAN OPENER SO I CAN GET MY CAR OUT!)</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 1 reply </div>

2004-12-16T13:34:06Z Kristal http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/57d732cf-73c0-4d9d-8ffe-61437457cd88 2004-12-18T18:57:26Z 2004-12-09T17:21:06Z

<div>OK, the holiday season is upon us, and I know we all need to blow off a little steam. I propose that we need to have another PICNATSS (Poor Impulse Control Night At The Short Stop)... what day would be good? Thursday is, of course, traditional, but certain of us had to go and get *jobs* now, so maybe another night would work better? <br/> <br/>What do you say? Mary? Lobo? Any takers?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 9 replies </div>

Kristal 2004-12-09T17:21:06Z oldhadley http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/98716ba3-68fc-47d2-805d-6aab40d2a44a 2004-12-15T20:31:05Z 2004-12-15T20:31:05Z

<div>Hey!! I can't help myself. Many have tried to stop me but it just won't work.I'm putting a little trip/event/party together for New Year's weekend. Let's go to Cutteback Dry Lake (2 1/2 hours from L.A.) on Thursday the 30th, build a weird, tall, free-form structure of some sort and burn it to the ground on Friday night. Bring tools, trucks full of scrap lumber, good and evil mementos of the year past, fireworks, cans of gas, your friends, tents, warm clothes, musical instruments, drinks, eats, games, gunpowder, and anything else you think might come in handy. It will be cold so be prepared. Come on Thursday or come on Friday. I have to leave on Saturday but you can stay all week if you like. It's the desert and it's free. Write me back if you want to go and I'll send you directions on how to get to the spot. If you already have other plans or are just plain afraid of being chilly that's cool too. You are not alone. I won't hold it against you. Personally I have a huge pile of wood in my yard and a trunk full of 2004 demons to exorcise. I want to start the year right with some big art and a hot fire and I hope you'll join me. Whattya say? <br/>Love, Jason </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

oldhadley 2004-12-15T20:31:05Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/e160a46f-a794-4818-9131-20a4f4f50c4e 2004-12-09T07:28:36Z 2004-12-09T02:13:58Z

<div>A new friend of mine belongs to this tribe, so I joined . I am a slave to the bus system in San Diego Noth County which is one of the worst bus systems in the world. He passe me right by, DAMMIT wasted a brand new coke (unopened). BUT i DID hit the bus! yeah!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 1 reply </div>

2004-12-09T02:13:58Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/61dd4b2d-70e3-472a-9410-490ae09b2835 2004-12-09T02:17:10Z 2004-12-09T02:17:10Z

<div>It said invalid thread twice. It did on my apology. Hopefully it doesn't show up twice for this one</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

2004-12-09T02:17:10Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/a5cdceb6-61ef-41ea-8efa-be64196f09fa 2004-12-09T02:15:40Z 2004-12-09T02:15:40Z

<div>It said invalid thread, so i typed 3 times sorry</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

2004-12-09T02:15:40Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/84a85edf-1236-4948-988d-45acdb5ae02f 2004-12-09T02:14:33Z 2004-12-09T02:14:33Z

<div>A new friend of mine belongs to this tribe, so I joined . I am a slave to the bus system in San Diego Noth County which is one of the worst bus systems in the world. He passe me right by, DAMMIT wasted a brand new coke (unopened). BUT i DID hit the bus! yeah!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

2004-12-09T02:14:33Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/c4de9ca9-05f7-41e0-a080-a289704e2c59 2004-12-09T02:14:11Z 2004-12-09T02:14:11Z

<div>A new friend of mine belongs to this tribe, so I joined . I am a slave to the bus system in San Diego Noth County which is one of the worst bus systems in the world. He passe me right by, DAMMIT wasted a brand new coke (unopened). BUT i DID hit the bus! yeah!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

2004-12-09T02:14:11Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/1ddea400-97b2-42d1-b92c-f637dd1fad82 2004-11-24T17:48:13Z 2004-09-18T19:49:04Z

<div>What's yours? <br/> <br/>I have a compultion to push buttons, slider levers, and turn knobs if I have no idea what they do. <br/> <br/>Especially buttons. <br/> <br/>My mom tells me I did the same thing as a kid. <br/> <br/>--S</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 14 replies </div>

2004-09-18T19:49:04Z Mary http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/9a06da78-b2f8-4454-8244-f3704adc5d59 2004-11-24T01:38:56Z 2004-11-17T08:55:21Z

<div>Here on PIC, we often find ourselves having to perform post-mortems on relationships. <br/> <br/>Hmmm. I wonder why? <br/> <br/>Oh well. <br/> <br/>Who cares? <br/> <br/>Anyway, I thought of this nifty aphorism today: <br/> <br/>"Our hooking up was a lapse in taste on my part; our breaking up was a lapse of taste on yours."</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 9 replies </div>

Mary 2004-11-17T08:55:21Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/f78d0f8a-36fb-4860-9c60-a296c47c7de5 2004-11-15T05:52:37Z 2004-11-11T23:56:57Z

<div> <br/> <br/>http://happytreefriends.atomfilms.com/index.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 3 replies </div>

2004-11-11T23:56:57Z lobocita http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/f508ed80-f912-452e-a21e-dcfbf0a124d1 2004-11-09T03:42:37Z 2004-11-04T17:12:33Z

<div>we need a political cleansing version of this: <br/>http://blessedherbs.com/?af=0233&amp;sp=colon_cleansing_kit_diet</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 4 replies </div>

lobocita 2004-11-04T17:12:33Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/1de8151d-6909-4e55-b7e0-4a1b375a3c9b 2004-11-09T01:58:20Z 2004-11-04T14:04:14Z

<div>Whatever I'm into I overdo. So I'm not sure if that is so much poor impulse or just plain overindulgence. <br/> <br/>Caffeine...(my current #1) <br/>Alcohol...(i don't get crazy stupid or anything i just consume a lot once I start) <br/>Nicotine..(non smoker now for 3 months but I won't forget how I overdid it) <br/>Sugar... <br/>Food cravings...(right now I'm running all over Quiznos) <br/> <br/>I guess addictions can qualify for PIC.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 12 replies </div>

2004-11-04T14:04:14Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/94d90767-ddef-4862-8c41-c4036677526d 2004-10-25T12:49:34Z 2004-10-25T01:22:03Z

<div>Are the following PIC, or just common sense? <br/> <br/>1. You are at a party. someone puts on the newest Dave Mathews CD. You immedately take it out of the player, break it into pieces, put one of the shards to the jugular of the person who put it into the CD player, threatening to spill their very life-blood if they ever do that again. <br/> <br/>2. You walk into a bar, and Dave Mathews is sitting at the bar. you sit near him. You order a double-shot of 151, light it on fire, and toss it into his eyes. <br/>as he's on the floor of the bar, you kick him in the groin over and over, untill he begins coughing up blood. <br/> <br/> <br/>Bonus question- <br/> <br/>You're taking to a girl in a bar, who playes a couple of Dave Mathews track on the juke box. She makes it clear she's interested in you. She asks you for your name. Do you <br/> <br/>a. Give her your name and phone number, and hope for the best. <br/>b. Give her your real name, but get her drunk, and take her back to your place. <br/>c. Give her a fake name, and go back to her place. <br/>d. Fake name, back to her place. Do things that are illegal in 35 states, 12 countries, and found in the better porn magazines. Go through her purse when she finally passes out, then leave. <br/> <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 4 replies </div>

2004-10-25T01:22:03Z Kristal http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/dcfd78d6-0d91-43c1-87fd-f639ab4f46ba 2004-10-10T23:07:24Z 2004-08-18T05:04:56Z

<div>This explains a lot, doesn't it? <br/> <br/>This was a Top 10 Worst Places to Find a Date lis, but I've narrowed it down to the most applicable to the PICers: <br/> <br/>1.A skanky, nasty, gross bar <br/>It’s all fine and good to ask a hottie for their phone number at a watering hole that has a nice jukebox, some top-shelf liquor, and relatively clean floors. But if the tavern looks and smells like a toxic waste dump, or if it has blood on the walls, or if the bartender is covered with festering sores, chances are the person you meet there has issues. Then again, if you’re hanging out there, chances are you have issues. <br/> <br/>3. Anywhere within close proximity of a public restroom <br/>And that means anywhere. Not inside of. Not outside of. Not in front of. Not in back of. This especially holds true if you run into a girl in the boy’s room, or vice versa. <br/> <br/> <br/>4. In the waiting room of your shrink’s office <br/>If you ignore this advice, and go out with the goth-looking chick or the eyeshadow-wearing guy who has the time slot right after yours, and if after two months, it goes south, that means your doctor will be hearing about the failed “relationship” from both sides. Yuck. <br/> <br/> <br/>5. Via an online website named something like “I’mGoingToStalkYou.com” <br/>Don’t worry, this site doesn’t exist, but you get the point. <br/> <br/>8. A police station <br/>Say your cousin got busted for getting into a fight at the aforementioned skanky, nasty, gross bar. Say he calls you to bail him out. Say the girl sharing his holding cell is drop-dead gorgeous, and you want to get her number. Don’t. There’s a high probability that this woman is a criminal, and criminals don’t necessarily make the best girlfriends. <br/> <br/> <br/>9. Behind a dumpster in an alley <br/>A dark, dirty, smelly place isn’t the best venue to lay the groundwork for a positive, healthy love affair. Besides, what’re they doing there? What’re you doing there? Wait, don’t answer that… </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 3 replies </div>

Kristal 2004-08-18T05:04:56Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/662ecb00-c4c5-4f5b-b528-e614db5b1468 2004-10-07T15:47:09Z 2004-10-07T15:47:09Z

<div>We folks, we've rescued *another* kitten. This one is only a few weeks old. Our stoner candy raver neighbors across the courtyard keep letting him out. The girls say "oh, the boys go outside and the accidently let her ou........." (translation: I'm not even sure what cicy I'm in, much less what this furball is you've just given me.) everytime we've brought her back over. <br/> <br/>Bullshit sez I. Accident, or not, we live next to a major intersection, just a <br/>few yards away from the freeway. The past three times I've snatched her out of the middle of the street. <br/> <br/>Enough of this. I'm not going to keep giving this kitten back to them, only to <br/>find it run over by someone drag racing, or worse, I hit it. <br/> <br/>Anyway, we found it (again) playing with a leaf in the street. My freind picked <br/>it up, and into our apartment she went. Today, she'll be taking a trip to some <br/>disabled friends of ours.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

2004-10-07T15:47:09Z Mary http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/b5eb129b-3695-42f1-be3c-406a9db8c98d 2004-09-18T00:31:44Z 2004-09-17T21:30:08Z

<div>You know, we should get each others' phone numbers. That way, we won't be missing each other by minutes every PIC Nite at the Short Stop.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 2 replies </div>

Mary 2004-09-17T21:30:08Z Kristal http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/841ba1ad-dd23-49df-a194-abcc8707e1e4 2004-09-17T15:06:57Z 2004-08-17T03:35:54Z

<div>That's right... Poor Impulse Control Night At The Short Stop! And my birthday! From 7:00 until you can't take anymore, come get your drink on (and buy me some too)! <br/> <br/>I promise a better showing than last week, as I already have two (2) people who have promised to show up. And if they bail on me, well, I'll be there drinking anyway because if your best friends bail on you on your birthday, what else is there to do? <br/> <br/>To be followed by a late evening re-grouping at Synchopated, at the Blue Bongo Room in downtown. Be there or be square.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 15 replies </div>

Kristal 2004-08-17T03:35:54Z RachelMariel http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/fff21ff3-9500-4cb8-99a5-430897524607 2004-09-16T07:21:28Z 2004-08-25T20:05:26Z

<div>Why must we have poor impulse control when it comes to our exes? <br/> <br/>I know this does not apply to all, and I'm sure someone has brought up this topic before, but I am new to this tribe. <br/> <br/>I mean you want to stay away, and you want them to stay away, and yet they keep coming back, and you try to fight it but just can not resist. I'm sure it would be alot easier if I did not care, or was attracted, or knew this person knows how to press all the right buttons and say all the right things. <br/> <br/>It's like that giant peice of chocolate cake calling your name, even though you've had enough. You know it's bad for you, but it tastes so good!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 10 replies </div>

RachelMariel 2004-08-25T20:05:26Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/5868df57-bb07-4147-8b0e-7a5875ba4f3b 2004-09-15T01:48:35Z 2004-08-24T23:56:46Z

<div>We all love these... Just post whatever recent PIC comment mad eyou laugh later on... <br/> <br/> <br/>Mine: <br/> <br/>Strange drugged out creep-o at the back of the club where I'm working. Now, I JUST bought a cig off the peachie puff girl, cause if I have to pay for each cig I smoke less. If I get a pack it's hosed. <br/> <br/>So just as I light it.... <br/> <br/>"Hey.... can... uh... cigarette... uh... can I have one?" <br/> <br/>Me: "No, but you can have this one when I finish it." <br/> <br/>Mind you, I tend to smoke'em till my fingers burn. Filters will burn if you get'em hot enough. <br/> <br/>--S</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 10 replies </div>

2004-08-24T23:56:46Z Mary http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/cdaa4003-d7cd-46e5-9f45-b736c279dba4 2004-08-19T20:30:24Z 2004-08-13T04:31:46Z

<div>Kristal, one of her other friends who shall remain nameless, and I have been working on a line of birthday cards for fuckbuddies and exes with benefits. Here are our first efforts. (BTW, if you want to suggest a few of your own, go right ahead. We'll gladly steal them from you.): <br/> <br/>*** <br/> <br/>To my favorite fuck buddy: Thanks for the <br/>occasional meaningless pickle tickle. <br/> <br/>*** <br/> <br/>I'm so happy you're my ex-boyfriend! <br/> <br/>*** <br/> <br/>To my favorite fuckbuddy: let's just be buddies. <br/> <br/>*** <br/> <br/>To my insignificant other: thanks for ... <br/>whatever the hell it is we think we're doing. <br/> <br/>*** <br/> <br/>To my ex on his birthday: Why do I still sleep <br/>with you? Let me count the ways: One... ... <br/>uh... number one.... ... nuuuuuuhmber one... <br/> ... well, anyway, Happy Birthday! <br/> <br/>*** <br/> <br/>You make a better friend than my sex toy ... but <br/>the sex toy is better in bed. <br/> <br/>*** <br/> <br/>Just a little note to let you know I <br/>almost care. Sometimes. Happy birthday! <br/> <br/>***</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 13 replies </div>

Mary 2004-08-13T04:31:46Z Kristal http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/3125a142-7b09-4863-9669-f3d51d772adf 2004-08-16T02:01:49Z 2004-08-16T02:01:49Z

<div>This was a British children's show that never aired... <br/> <br/>Thank god. <br/> <br/>http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=rainbow.wmv</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

Kristal 2004-08-16T02:01:49Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/aeaaf359-7629-4a0b-bef4-5c0dfc417c43 2004-08-10T22:09:02Z 2004-08-05T00:52:57Z

<div>http://grouphug.us/ <br/> <br/>If this site doens't beg for PIC I don't know what does. <br/> <br/>A few weeks ago I sent in one about a dead hooker, 12 years later nobody found the body etc etc. Good fun. <br/> <br/>Feel free to come up with the worst possible confessions. <br/> <br/> <br/>--S</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 8 replies </div>

2004-08-05T00:52:57Z Kristal http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/996dc0da-0428-4e5a-9c77-328a4c21465f 2004-08-10T14:44:16Z 2004-08-03T23:46:44Z

<div>How's this one: <br/> <br/>Wanted: employed boyfriend, good grooming habits. Car and/or DJ skills a plus. No pets -- this means *you*.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 15 replies </div>

Kristal 2004-08-03T23:46:44Z Kristal http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/4b08dc8d-daf9-42a4-a975-a11e6fa564b8 2004-08-10T05:38:18Z 2004-08-10T00:24:09Z

<div>Two of my friends... got married two weeks ago. Three months ago they were telling me that a puppy was too much of a time commitment. Now they've decided they want to start trying for a kid *next month*. I've pointed out that this is a much much much bigger commitment than a dog, and they just say "yeah, but we want a baby" and look at each other all goo-goo eyed. <br/> <br/>I love them both, and I'd love to watch them raise children... but I want to watch it in about 5 years. 1)We have a great thing going amongst ourselves right now, and I don't want it to go down the tubes. 2) These are the only years they'll ever have to themselves, and I'm afraid they're going to destroy their marriage by being willfully naive about what is involved with having a kid. She actually *said* that she's not worried about not getting out much because she knows her dad will want to babysit all the time... <br/> <br/>I'm afraid that I'll hurt their feelings if I try to explain how this looks to me, but I don't want to watch them ruin their relationship either. How the hell can I approach this tactfully? Any words of wisdom?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 5 replies </div>

Kristal 2004-08-10T00:24:09Z Kristal http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/d630cc32-a945-49fa-be6e-70da25630a0d 2004-08-09T21:29:51Z 2004-08-06T17:27:40Z

<div>You guys weren't at the ShortStop when I got there... Guess my post-work nap lasted a little too long. At least I tried, I guess.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 11 replies </div>

Kristal 2004-08-06T17:27:40Z Mary http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/e5883589-99a5-4c43-a3db-900fb8045600 2004-07-29T02:26:09Z 2004-07-29T02:26:09Z

<div>OK, I know it conflicts with the PIC drunkathon over at the Short Stop. <br/> <br/>But ... this place is only about a mile (maybe 2 at the most) *away* from the Short Stop, so I recommend that you get destroyed at the Short Stop, and then, in purest PIC fashion, risk a DUI to drive to the Bongo. <br/> <br/>Here are the particulars: <br/> <br/>Thursday, July 29th. <br/>Blue Moon Psytrance at the Blue Bongo <br/>LA's FIRST EVER PSYTRANCE HAPPY HOUR. <br/> <br/>Eat, meet, and move your feet! <br/>Full-on psytrance, dinner, and drinks, starting early, <br/>going late. <br/> <br/>6:30PM until 2:00AM <br/>Free before 8PM, only $3 after. <br/> <br/>$3 Rockstar &amp; vodka all night, dinner &amp; snack menu <br/>until 10:30PM. <br/> <br/>@ Little Pedro's Blue Bongo <br/>901 E. First Street, LA <br/>(1st &amp; Vignes, one block E. of Alameda) <br/> <br/>Salenasaki (Goddess Collective) <br/>Wendy J (Goddess Collective) http://www.wendyj.net <br/>Matthias (Puresounds, Green Sector) <br/>Johnny (Feelfree Productions) <br/>Adam Wiggins (Trancelvania) http://www.adamwiggins.com <br/> <br/>Sound by Alien Underground. <br/>Visuals by VJ Eniac http://xynth.net <br/>Decor by Zack, Salenasaki &amp; Alien Underground <br/> <br/>See you on the dancefloor.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

Mary 2004-07-29T02:26:09Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/362c0e4c-81d0-4292-9fba-b0e79cbddab4 2004-07-28T20:00:38Z 2004-07-28T20:00:38Z

<div>Sending a RA file of Steven Jesse Bernstein's 'Face' out to happy random strangers on the internet. <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 0 replies </div>

2004-07-28T20:00:38Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/80e5dfe1-92cb-4d90-a4f0-f2065e049729 2004-07-28T03:39:45Z 2004-07-26T20:37:13Z

<div>http://www.newsnet5.com/news/3577698/detail.html <br/> <br/>Dentist Allegedly Injected Semen Into Patients' Mouths <br/> <br/>Woman Said Substance Tasted Like Semen <br/>POSTED: 11:11 am EDT July 26, 2004 <br/> <br/> <br/>CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Former employees of a dentist claim the man made female patients unwittingly swallow his semen during visits to his office in Cornelius. <br/> <br/> <br/>Dr. John Hall is accused by the state dental board of violating dentistry's standard of care, engaging in immoral conduct, and committing sexual assault or battery. <br/> <br/> <br/>Six former patients -- including a 14-year-old -- say he tricked them into swallowing his semen. A seventh claims he jumped on top of her in the dental chair and "began to gyrate against her lower body in a sexual manner." <br/> <br/> <br/>The dental board suspended Hall's license Nov. 5, after police began investigating allegations by two former employees. In February, it conditionally restored his license, barring him from being alone with female patients. <br/> <br/> <br/>Hall's lawyers say the dentist has been falsely accused by disgruntled former employees. He was collecting his semen because he was taking Propecia, a drug to promote hair growth, and was concerned about potential side effects that include low sperm count and diminished semen, his lawyer, Emerson Thompson, said. <br/> <br/> <br/>The dental board heard testimony Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The hearing is to continue next weekend. <br/> <br/> <br/>The five-member panel will decide whether Hall can keep his license. The case is still being investigated by authorities in Charlotte, Cornelius and Mecklenburg County. <br/> <br/> <br/>Hall's former assistant Cheryl Lynn MacLeod testified Saturday that she found it odd that Hall began asking her to leave a patient's side to retrieve items that he never used. <br/> <br/> <br/>She also became suspicious when she overheard him tell patients to "swallow" something, and when she saw him take a syringe out of his lab coat pocket while working beside a patient. <br/> <br/> <br/>In May 2003, she and former office administrator Susie Hillman took the five syringes from office waste containers and Hall's lab coat pockets and gave them to police. <br/> <br/> <br/>Hall's lawyer, Thompson, suggested the substance Hall asked patients to swallow could have been a dental product. <br/> <br/> <br/>But in a sworn deposition read aloud Saturday, Hall's former dental assistant Rhonda Hamilton described several dental products used in Hall's office and none matched the patients' descriptions of what was put in their mouths. <br/> <br/> <br/>When Cornelius police searched Hall's office Nov. 5, they confiscated five more syringes with Hall's semen from his desk, according to the board and hearing testimony. <br/> <br/> <br/>Five of the six patients testified Friday. The first, a 40-year-old woman, said she objected when Hall began to put a substance from a syringe into her mouth during a procedure on Sept. 4, telling him: "That smells like sperm." <br/> <br/> <br/>She said Hall drew back and said, "You're crazy." She said she couldn't taste the substance because her mouth was numb. <br/> <br/> <br/>Another witness, a 33-year-old woman, said Hall asked his assistant to retrieve something from another room during her appointment in May 2003. While the assistant was gone, she said Hall told her to lie back, open her mouth and swallow. <br/> <br/>"When I swallowed I tasted it, and it was semen. ... He told me it was cleaning solution." She said she drove directly to her husband's office nearby and told him what happened, but he and a colleague dismissed the idea. She said she tried to convince herself she was wrong, and contacted police only after hearing about the investigation on the news.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 4 replies </div>

2004-07-26T20:37:13Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/87bfb483-b764-424d-bfa2-4600d2ac9b61 2004-07-25T23:53:58Z 2004-07-24T03:38:44Z

<div>Well, not me, but this guy. <br/> <br/>http://www.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2CViewListing.vm?messageid=34c7df39-b2d2-4d6e-a9ad-6584c4292e86 <br/> <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 1 reply </div>

2004-07-24T03:38:44Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/95989479-b162-4309-a92b-ee0d4625e5d5 2004-07-23T21:58:00Z 2004-07-22T17:42:43Z

<div>Some ideas need to have a third-party wack the person upside the head, right when they say "Hey, I got this neat idea...." <br/> <br/>This is one of them. <br/> <br/>http://www.sugo-i.com/Ice_Man.wmv</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 2 replies </div>

2004-07-22T17:42:43Z Mary http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/94c4bc26-0a7a-4391-bc17-c98e7c537f18 2004-07-22T17:22:12Z 2004-07-22T17:20:12Z

<div>So - tonight is the night we Poor Impulse Control folks meet for cheap beers at the Short Stop in Echo Park. You've heard the stories; you've maybe even experienced the aftermath. Look for Krystal's pic behind the bar! :-> <br/> <br/>&amp;lt;puts on sleazy promoter hat> <br/> <br/>If you want to stay out late and dance, after you've hurt yourself with the Short Stop's cheap beers, head over to Little Pedro's Blue Bongo at 1st and Vignes around 10 or 11PM for my friend's underground dance club, Syncopated. <br/> <br/>Here's the 411, and tonight's lineup: <br/> <br/>Syncopated, July 22 <br/>@ Little Pedro's Blue Bongo Cafe <br/>901 E First St, LA <br/>(corner of First and Vignes -> one light east of Alameda, <br/>at the foot of the First Street Bridge.) <br/> <br/>Tonight's DJs are: <br/> <br/>dj Fingers ? (mixmedia) <br/> <br/>Mykey ? (alienunderground, tampa) <br/> <br/>Wolfie ? http://djwolfie.com <br/> <br/>Surya?s doing the visuals http://la-va.org <br/> <br/>As always, feel free to bring artwork or anything to share. <br/> <br/>Full bar with great service. <br/>Food served until 10:30. <br/>Info: 877.598.7753 <br/>Print a flyer or the maplink@: http://alienunderground.net <br/> <br/>$5. ($2 if you tell the door person that you heard about it on this Tribe.) <br/> <br/>C'mon ... you *know* it's been too long since you went out dancing. Exercise your Poor Impulse Control and come shake your boo-tay public-like! <br/> <br/>&amp;lt;/puts on sleazy promoter hat></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 1 reply </div>

Mary 2004-07-22T17:20:12Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/c5612909-2a98-4c15-b5b7-8f99f245fb8c 2004-07-21T22:32:36Z 2004-07-21T00:09:05Z

<div>It's not always a good idea to play "I wonder what this alcoholic beverage will taste like" at 3:00 AM. Especially if said mixer happens to be a color that glows in a black light. <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 18 replies </div>

2004-07-21T00:09:05Z Mary http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/c1614ef9-b7f9-4c2e-ac00-bb07899f1c9c 2004-07-21T01:55:16Z 2004-07-14T22:36:54Z

<div>I found out yesterday that my 28-year-old son's live-in girlfriend just joined Tribe, and my son will be joining soon. <br/> <br/>This may be chickenshit of me, but ... I just resigned from all the sex tribes I belonged to, before the kids link up with me. <br/> <br/>Somehow, the idea of having my child read my list of Tribes to see stuff like "Cock Lovers" and "Oral Sex" and "Anal Sex" and "All Things Vagina" just kinda got to me. <br/> <br/>And so, that last lingering streak of conventionality reared its ugly head and I bailed. (Hell, I can still lurk -- just not post, right?). <br/> <br/>And God help us all if the kids ever join any of those Tribes and read any of my posts about these subjects. Aaargh. <br/> <br/>Oh well. They're out of the house. I don't have to pay for their therapy anymore. <br/> <br/>Seeing one's parents as sexual beings with occasional poor impulse control -- that's one of the last horrific taboos, isn't it? <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 26 replies </div>

Mary 2004-07-14T22:36:54Z penis3inch http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/62388b60-23fb-4128-86c7-1f907df722cb 2004-07-20T14:53:45Z 2004-07-19T18:54:33Z

<div>I was so thrilled to find this tribe. I occassionally do some things impulsively. I took some naughty pics and posted them on my profile recently.. Have any of you done that? <br/> <br/>If you would like to talk about your impulsiveness, send me a message and we'll chat sometime.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 4 replies </div>

penis3inch 2004-07-19T18:54:33Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/1773e115-1874-4239-8693-bc1dd3dca8cf 2004-07-20T00:50:36Z 2004-06-17T17:29:20Z

<div>Mr. Wrong (Hickman) <br/> <br/>Well, meet me by the river that goes nowhere <br/>Let me lay my sorry trip on you, <br/>Yeah won't you meet me by the river, little darlin'? <br/>I might just let you see my bad tattoo. <br/> <br/>Well, I was gonna bring you flowers, but I didn't. <br/>It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke, <br/>But there's some change in my ashtray--maybe just enough to pay... <br/>For a half-pint of somethin', that'l probably make us choke. <br/> <br/>CHORUS: <br/>Well I'd rather not go and meet your family, <br/>They'd probably send me back where I belong. <br/>Don't want to hear about yer Mr. Right, <br/>'Cause he's out of town tonight, <br/>Baby come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong. <br/> <br/>I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler <br/>And a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough, <br/>And baby if you like to read, I've got some great pornography. <br/>And a ten-pound flashlight rolling in the trunk. <br/> <br/>CHORUS <br/> <br/>Now, do you have a girlfriend, and does she look as good as you? <br/>Hey, would she like to meet my brother? <br/>He'll be out of jail in a month or two... <br/> <br/>CHORUS <br/> <br/>Yeah where I come from they call me Mr. Wrong. <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 6 replies </div>

2004-06-17T17:29:20Z http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net/thread/b5b601d7-345d-473c-9b0d-c41a292ac837 2004-07-16T19:58:37Z 2004-07-14T20:31:47Z

<div>What’s happening: Thursday Night is Poor Impulse Control Night at the Shortstop or, or TNiPICNaS for short. <br/>Date: Every Thursday- 5:00 till closing <br/>Place/location: The Short Stop <br/> 1455 Sunset Blvd <br/> Los Angeles California <br/> (Just a couple of blocks up from Echo Park Ave, going in the direction of downtown LA. ) <br/>What's There: Strong Cheap Drinks <br/>A Great Juke Box <br/>*Lots* of Really Dark Corners <br/>Occasional Food <br/>A B&amp;W insta-photo-booth <br/>Why should you go: To get drunk on cheap alcohol, meet one another face to face and see what happens with Poor Impulse Control melts away into no-impulse-control. That's why. Who knows, you might even see nudity. AND if you show up, you might be treated to a SUPER SEKRET performance of none other than Rick James, Jack White, &amp; Jack Black performing a once-in-a-lifetime accoustic set*. <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/>*Any claims of live performances are purely created in the imagination of the post's author. The probability of such a performance actually happening is quite low. You stand a better chance of being struck by bolts of lightning that are hurled by the hand of Vanessa Del Rio than this actually occurring. If such a performance were to occur, not only would it be coincidental, but the author of this post would probably become a monk.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://poorimpulsecontrol.tribe.net">Poor Impulse Control</a> - 15 replies </div>

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